Landover Baptist on WoW

Ladover Baptist, one of the greatest and longest running internet parody sites, has spotted World of Warcraft and stepped up. They have a pretty fantastic article called Winning Souls to Christ in The World of Warcraft:


“Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. “I’m also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server,” he says. “I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don’t have any friends. I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don’t have to deal with their pathetic lives. When they hear that someone loves them, even if it is just the Lord Jesus Christ, they always want to hear more!””


“Young Billy explains that it is very simple to announce the message of God’s love across the World of Warcraft game channels. “I have a hot-key macro that broadcasts, Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more! across four channels. I do it right when I log in. I usually get PM’d (Private Messaged) by a few characters who I then add to my buddy list. I follow them around the game, across snow-capped mountains, and blasted wastelands until they accept Christ or persecute me so much that I have to report them to the server administrators for making fun of my religion. I think I’ve been responsible for getting over thirty accounts suspended for bigotry directed at me because of my faith.””

1 Comment so far

  1. Lauren (unregistered) on April 15th, 2006 @ 1:40 am

    Funny stuff. Not as funny since it’s not too far off from reality though.

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