Once again, The Onion nails it. Unfortunately, I have this weird feeling that my wife wouldn’t be as impressed with Baby, You Mean The World of Warcraft To Me:

“Darling, no orc can keep me from you. I would make my way into the heart of Moonglade and fight an army of trolls just to be by your side. I would go up against Varimathras, the ruler of the Undead himself, if he so much as hinted that he was a danger to you. Make no mistake, I would get aggro on anyone who would threaten you.

This is, of course, provided the system is not down due to a faulty patch.”