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I 3 My Orcish Orphan

It’s Children’s Week in Azeroth, and Horde and Alliance alike tend to their orphans. Mine is called Orgh, and he’s a true Horde. My first trip with him will be to the Mor’Shan Rampart, where “we push back those smelly Night Elves”. A little man after my taste. I might take him into EPL with me, and show him what we do with those smelly Night Elves when we’re not pushing them back at Mor’Shan.

Here’s to you, Orgh, zug zug.

6 Comments so far

  1. Krisjohn (unregistered) on May 1st, 2006 @ 2:53 am

    Bah. They’re the same quests as last time.


  2. Sabocat (unregistered) on May 1st, 2006 @ 10:29 am

    At least as a level 60 you get gold for completeing them this time.


  3. Jonas M Luster (unregistered) on May 1st, 2006 @ 11:14 am

    And, whatcha know? No less than nine NE Rogues camping the ice cream vendor in Shimmering Flats. But, as I always say, ganking isn’t a problem with the other faction, it’s a problem with your own 60s.


  4. Lex (unregistered) on May 1st, 2006 @ 11:33 am

    My orphan last year always got a rock stuck in his nose. I hope my charge this year won’t be as much trouble.


  5. Jonas M Luster (unregistered) on May 1st, 2006 @ 11:43 am

    Same. Even the “what does Zug Zug mean” is the same. One should think he’d have found someone to ask, by now.


  6. Peaslake (unregistered) on May 2nd, 2006 @ 3:54 pm

    We had a couple of orphans on our guild ZG raid last night. They told us helpful things like “mushrooms are tasty” and “girls are icky”. The latter comment might have been made by & not the orphan–Gansome though–chat sometimes is tough to follow in a raid. ;-)
    Anon
    Peaslake



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